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The three wishes

Three guys are stuck on a desert island. They’re waiting for a ship and they see something wash up on shore. It’s just a lamp. “Maybe it’s a magic lamp,” says one. So they rub it, and out pops a genie, who says, “I will grant you each one wish.”

“Well, I know what I want!” cries the first. “I wish to be off this island!” Poof! He’s gone. “I know what I want!” cries the second, “I wish to be off this island!” Poof! He’s gone. The third guy looks around, dejected. “Aw gee, I’m so lonely,” he sighs. Then he brightens up and cries, “I know what I want! I wish to have my two friends back!”

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