Me and My Killer Pizza |
story & illustration © 2003 Bruce Van Patter | |||||||
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| That's why I challenged her to a duel. A pizza-making duel. Right in our house, in front of TV cameras. The whole town would be watching.
The big night came. The lights came on, the cameras started. I was nervous, of course, but I know my stuffed crust. I looked over at Wanda. She was making a mess. When I was getting my dough ready to toss, she was hitting hers with some kind of weird, thin spoon. I grabbed my dough and spun it up into the air. Just as it was about to come down, I thought I heard Wanda whispering, "Ura Killa Pizza," and this sparkly light hit my dough. I was so surprised, I did something I hadn't done since I was five. I missed the catch. The dough hit the counter with a SMACK! The people watching all gasped. Wanda laughed. "No problem, folks," I said, trying to smile like nothing happened. I reached down. The dough bit me! I jumped back and shouted. The dough opened what might have been a mouth with sharp little teeth and growled. Then it balled itself up and with a mighty spring, leapt straight at me. |
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| It's Your Story - Mamma mia! What's going on? Can you finish this story?
Write what happens next -- will the dough get our hero? How can he beat this magic chef? What can he do to her pizza? Will he win? Is there a way he could lose the contest and still win back the customers? And... is Wanda in it for the fame or does she just knead the dough? Have fun -- finish the story -- and be creative! And email me your story if you want! |
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